dwacker Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 My rant of the morning. My wife had me build a dresser to match the spare bedroom and of course I don't ask why I just do as she wishes. I normally only walk my dog and leave the rat at home because the boss said they can't be walked together. Again I don't ask why and would rather not be seen walking the little jerk. Being the nice guy that I am I decided to take out both of them. Well come to find out the big dog pee's on the little dog every time the little dog lifts his leg. Well after a few days of this Ive had to change the little jerks shirt 4 times. YES I said shirt. Now there are no more shirts in the laundry room. Again being the nice guy that I am I text the boss and asked if I should wash them on hot or cold. Nope just go up stairs in the spare room and get another. Im thinking there is another up there on the bed or something. NO this little ass has a 6 drawer dresser packed to gills with frigginn clothing!! I have 2ft of closet space and three drawers in a 8 drawer dresser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 Looks like you could do with a dog collar and leash then grow a tail. Then you could get some more storage space. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Kev Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 I think I just peed myself laughing.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapid Roger Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 That was funny but, now I have Bush Light all over my computer screen! Rog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefmagnus@grics.net Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 My wife buys costumes for our older dog. He likes them the younger dog can't get rid of them soon enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdwerker Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 And you just figured out the dog has more clothes than you do? Gotta wonder how long you didn't notice ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mzdadoc Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 LOL!! People like that really exist. I thought my in laws were bad.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChetlovesMer Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Okay that made me giggle. I had to read it twice. looks like the dog wears a shirt ... and I guess we know who wears the pants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwacker Posted November 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 what happens if the little dog runs past your DC hose? do you lose the sweater or the whole dog? The whole dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwacker Posted November 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 And you just figured out the dog has more clothes than you do? Gotta wonder how long you didn't notice ! The funny thing is there are 22 black shirts that say "I bark at ugly people". Come to fine out she buys them direct from china in 25 packs for real cheap $2 each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Oh man that was funny! So he real dog pees on the little one huh? Sounds like a smart dog! Since we are on the topic, when did it become manly to drive around with a little ankle biter in your lap? I've seen it several times lately and it just makes me want to call the man card hotline revocation number!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwacker Posted November 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Oh man that was funny! So he real dog pees on the little one huh? Sounds like a smart dog! Since we are on the topic, when did it become manly to drive around with a little ankle biter in your lap? I've seen it several times lately and it just makes me want to call the man card hotline revocation number!!! Ya he pees on the little dog. Actually I think its not about peeing on the little ass but marking the same spot. As to the second question. My buddy has a toy poodle, don't get me wrong its ok to have a toy poodle as long as you have a wife or girl friend but he doesn't. He claims its a junk warmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveT Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Ya he pees on the little dog. Actually I think its not about peeing on the little ass but marking the same spot. As to the second question. My buddy has a toy poodle, don't get me wrong its ok to have a toy poodle as long as you have a wife or girl friend but he doesn't. He claims its a junk warmer. That is just so worrying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 I do put a Halloween costume on my bulldog for trick-or-treat night. The neighborhood kids love it, the bulldog hates it. This year I got a child sized tutu from Target. Halfway thru passing out candy I looked over and saw her squatting. She poopoo'd on the tutu. That went directly in the trash can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Ya he pees on the little dog. Actually I think its not about peeing on the little ass but marking the same spot. As to the second question. My buddy has a toy poodle, don't get me wrong its ok to have a toy poodle as long as you have a wife or girl friend but he doesn't. He claims its a junk warmer.he needs a female in his life ASAP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raefco Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Yea, this is the wifes dog getting its pic at pet smart for Halloween …and this is graduation from puppy class hasn't gained more space than me yet but he is only 8 months old and we have only had him 2 1/2 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pghmyn Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Raefco, what is the breed name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raefco Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 first generation goldendoddle, I can't believe I just typed that in a public forum LOL mother was a standard poodle and the male was a golden retriever, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pghmyn Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 first generation goldendoddle, I can't believe I just typed that in a public forum LOL mother was a standard poodle and the male was a golden retriever,I figured! I have myself a golden doodle as well. She is just a sweetheart. I don't care what anyone says about man cards. I wouldn't give her up for anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhighlander Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 That is just so worrying Downright disturbing, in fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raefco Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 yes. Sam, he is growing on me and seems to be an exceptional dog. My wife and I are nearly empty nesters, one kid finishing college last year and the other entering her third year. Our last dog ran out in front of the wife when she was leaving, that was a bad week. I didn't want to deal with a dog now that I am not tied to the kids, the crazy thing is my wife is better to that dog than she is the kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveT Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 I figured! I have myself a golden doodle as well. She is just a sweetheart. I don't care what anyone says about man cards. I wouldn't give her up for anything. Both Standard Poodle and Golden Retriever are hunting dogs so I think the man card is fairly safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Kev Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 I've seen many standard poodles be awesome hunting dogs. Not that I'd want one tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan S Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 first generation goldendoddle, I can't believe I just typed that in a public forum LOL I have a goldendoddle as well. People are more afraid of him, than his pitbull brother, because of his size and booming bark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raefco Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 He's a big boy, cooper is about 60 lb at 8 1/2 monthes, Mine has a frightening bark but has yet to meet a stranger LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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