wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 After the BLO, ELO, ETO train wreck I thought we'd keep it going with a little Zeppelin, since Eric. already floated "Bench Dog" into the ether. RULES: 1. One song per post. 2. They HAVE to go in order of first to last album and track listing (which means if you have a real zinger for "We're Gonna Groove", like, say..."Wood's Gonna Move", you'll just have to wait until Coda comes up in the timeline. No skipping ahead. 3. Ok to go backwards, which means if we're halfway through Led Zeppelin III, and you think you can one-up somebody's entry for Dazed and Confused, throw it out there. 4. Amend the song title to reference wood, woodworking, woodworking brand names, etc. 5. Submissions are subject to ridicule (hopefully) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Led Zeppelin I 1. Wood times, Bad Times (too easy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric. Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Babe I'm Gonna Leave You (Because You Blew Our Kids' College Funds On Tools) You know I'm never never never never never never gonna let you park in the garage babay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 I just giggled out loud in my office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroDave Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 You Shook Me (Ode to my out of balance tools) You know you shook me. You shook me all night long. You know you shook me, planer. You shook me all night long. You shook me so hard, jointer. Baby, baby, please come flat. I have a dust collector that whistles and I have routers that sing. [x2] I have a drill, won't do nothing... oh, oh, buy a new drill. You know you shook me, planer. You shook me all night long. I know you really, really did, Delta. I said you shook me, planer. You shook me all night long. You shook me so hard, Dewalt. Powermatic, you didn't shake me all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all night long. And now I'm happy cause my ears don't ring no more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Extra credit for lyrics. And a definite improvement from the "You Shellac Me" that I was about to offer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroDave Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Damn...I kept trying to come up with a different title... You Shellac Me and the lyrics would have been stellar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Planed Endgrain Blues (Dazed and Confused.....yeah it's a stretch) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric. Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Whoa whoa whoa...jumping ahead a little there, Mike? There are some easy ones that have to be laid out first...if nothing better can be made... Black Walnut Side Rough Lumber Breakdown I Can't Fit You Baby (or Split You, if you're in the perverted mood) How Many More Splines Terrible, yes, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Dammit, I gotta go do some work. I imagine you guys will be on Presence by the time I get back and I'll have missed all the fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 I didn't think those rules would hold up for long. Well, since the wheels fell off.. B'reau Maker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 "hats off to roy underhill" 1000000 points for Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Let's just get this one out of the way... Gamble House Staircase to Heaven 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Rockler and Roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Rules too complicated - fell asleep after the first rule. But here goes Stairway from plywood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroDave Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Fine...screw the rules Whole Lotta Clamps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Nobody's Dewalt but Mine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Misty Mountain Hock (blades) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 D'yer Mak'er (Things Out Of Wood) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Kashmirka 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 I'm a Led Zep fan as you may have noticed - but have put enough on now - over to you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 D'yer Mak'er (Things Out Of Wood) Beat you to it with "B'reau Maker" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 No Quartersawn Oak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardA Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Cherry, cherry baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Beat you to it with "B'reau Maker"doh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodbutcher74 Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 The Immigrant Song "The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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