Gary Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 We're Gonna Groove... that one is just fine as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Wood's Gonna Move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkirby Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 I fell asleep after the name of the band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Is this from the guy holding a flugelhorn in his profile pic??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpt life Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Oboe. <scoffs> "Flugelhorn!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Oboe. <scoffs> "Flugelhorn!" I know it's an oboe. Flugelhorn just gets a bigger laugh on the funny name hierarchy. Although now that I think about it,,,that terrible solo in All (caul) of my love could be synthesized Oboe... (worst Zepplin solo ever) Now if you'll excuse me I have to practice my ContraBassoon :0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Hahahaha. Killing it, Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 The board I love got ray fleck and wavy grain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Gallows springpole lathe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 since I've been planing you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Since I've been lathing paduck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 We're gonna caul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Wearing and Tearout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Janello Posted November 22, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Hey hey router say the way you move... gonna make me sweat when you cut that groooooove. Uh oh router when you walk that way... gonna make wood burn gonna make it sling. bass line.....Gonna buy a shaper.....I'm gonna buy a shaper....gonna buy a shaper... Ooooooooohhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can't cut with you blade.......So I'm gonna spin you down...for a while 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 10000 points for anyone that can cleverly shoehorn 'Beisemeyer Fence' into a title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janello Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Beisemeyer Fence is Mine Brother he showed me the gong Brother he showed me the ding dong ding dong How to kick that gong to light Oh, the beisemeyer fence is mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 E for effort. Hahaha. Still made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janello Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 I still get the points if nobody tops it, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Reigning champ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janello Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 This is addictive so I'll stop after this... "No Quarter Round" Went to the yard, backed in my truck. You know it won't be home cheap-o tonight. The wood is good and don't you know? The board foot price is cheap i'm told. They cut any size it's strait and true For a little more you get the gluuuuuue. They have the best bull nose. They hold no quarter round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Bench Dog Hey hard Maple say the way you move When I glued you up mama, tongue and groove Well I don't know but I've been told Brass'll marr your wood, you put it in that hole Festool router gonna give me pain Kicked back on me, goin 'genst the grain My oldest son works at Mickey D's Spent his college funds on a CNC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyrolan Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Once again it's time for a winter fable. Take some fresh stock to the table. Staying warm; it's a season of fire. Slide along my fence, Biesenmeyer. Ripped to width, straight and square. Wrestle long boards like a bear. Make perfect cuts with Eric's Kapex. Festool baby, it's better than sex. Profile some edges, raise the panel. Dress like Norm, wear the flannel. Clean the rough spots, use a scraper, 'Cause you did it wrong, shoulda used a shaper. Sand and sand and sand some more. You'll never be done with this endless chore. Do a dry fit, grab a clamp or a few. Put it together with some titebond 2. Spread the finish, takes all damn day. Wish you had a way to spray. Time for the final bit of topcoat. Take a pic, post and gloat. Congrats, you built it. Good on you. In the time you took, Chet built two. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted November 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 <slow clapping> <jaw dropped> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 Profile some edges, raise the panel. Dress like Norm, wear the flannel. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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