bernieswanson Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Wood butcher, sawdust producer, sycamore surgeon, tool junkie, obsessive sharpener, board hoarder, chisel wizard , hand-plane pilot, jointer jockey, band sawyer, router router. Any others to add? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coop Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Honey go make something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyrolan Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Timber Tantalizer. Lumber Lord. Oak Obliterator. Pine Punisher. Poplar Pauper. Walnut Wizard. Machiavellian Master of Mystical Mahogany Machining. Cherry Champion. Bubinga Barbarian. Birch Brutalizer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnorris1369 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Fire starter Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardA Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 And all this time, I thought I'd kept my mental problems to myself... I hate when so many know me this well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tim0625 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 whadjucallme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pghmyn Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Hmm, well I can relate to a few of those. This reminds me of that Orbit gum commercial where the biggest comeback was, "Lint Licker!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collinb Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Let's add a new one to the list: Ikea supplier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewyo Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Furniture Philanderer = A man who has a wife but also has a date with furniture every weekend... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapid Roger Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Making the finest kiln dried firewood in Kansas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhighlander Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Saw dust sucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Wal-nutbuster. Poplar fondler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raefco Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Some call me "Goodin nuff" but you can call me masonryman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdwerker Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 A cloud of dust follows me around like " Pig Pen" but I answer to wdwerker ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPCV_Woodworker Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Let's add a new one to the list: Ikea supplier. IKEA SLAYER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhighlander Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Wood worshipper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhighlander Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Sir Norman, Wearer of Safety Glasses, Reader of Manuals, Sawyer of Radial Arms, and Shooter of Brads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpt life Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Flannel wearing wannabe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bernieswanson Posted January 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Here are some more. The last one best describes many of us. Norm-Ite, (safety) Gear head, gift giver, plane addicted, Grizzly buyer,, Jet owner , Bernie sander, spindleizer, bass carver, (duck) Decoy-er, crotch fancier (beastmode), Ash hole-r, groover, gouger, wire edger, Poor,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhighlander Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Poor. Best one yet, Bernie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdwerker Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Crotch Fancier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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