FtrPilot Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 An old Fighter Pilot sat down at his local Starbucks, still wearing his old A-2 leather flying jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Cessnas, then Piper Cubs and Twin Beeches... flew the F-4 Phantom in Viet Nam, Cambodia, and Thailand and all over Europe and the US. I've taught more than 150 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a fighter pilot, and you, what are you?" She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old fighter pilot and asked: "Are you a real fighter pilot?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post wdwerker Posted April 4, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 We've got a neighbor who's a lesbian, kinda butch gal, she's one of the guys at parties ! Great neighbor, good friend, and makes the same comments we do when a cute girl is on screen ! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Wow, I know a LOT of lesbians! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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