Are You a Real Fighter Pilot?


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An old Fighter Pilot sat down at his local Starbucks, still wearing his old A-2 leather flying jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Cessnas, then Piper Cubs and Twin Beeches... flew the F-4 Phantom in Viet Nam, Cambodia, and Thailand and all over Europe and the US.

I've taught more than 150 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a fighter pilot, and you, what are you?"

She said, "I'm a lesbian.

I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.

When I shower, I think about naked women.

When I watch TV, I think about naked women.

It seems everything makes me think of naked women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old fighter pilot and asked:

"Are you a real fighter pilot?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

 

 

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