ColinF Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 Is a major pain! 3 tiny cuts, one HUGE bruise! Man I am sore today! But I did get in some shop time, unfortunately I dropped almost everything that I held in my hands. My first and hopefully last surgery!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Kev Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 Best wishes Colin! Heal up quick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janello Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 Heal up quick bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coop Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 What did you have done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted May 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 What did you have done? thanks guys. I've got a bruise the size of my freakin fist! Man I'm sore today. Coop, I had to have my appendix whacked. They went through my belly button... Feels like they tried to use a backhoe to make the hole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric. Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 My wife had me castrated last year. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted May 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 My wife had me castrated last year. That is all. oh man, this explains so much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpt life Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 All those stories about a blank look and "What are you gonna do about it...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric. Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 All those stories about a blank look and "What are you gonna do about it...." Touché. She had the upper hand this time. She made me an offer I couldn't refuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted May 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Touché. She had the upper hand this time. She made me an offer I couldn't refuse. apple pie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coop Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 My wife had me castrated last year. That is all. We had our cats castrated to keep them from roaming and off the streets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted May 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 We had our cats castrated to keep them from roaming and off the streets I didn't have my wife's cat castrated just so he would leave... Didn't work, he brings the pussycats home with him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coop Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 thanks guys. I've got a bruise the size of my freakin fist! Man I'm sore today. Coop, I had to have my appendix whacked. They went through my belly button... Feels like they tried to use a backhoe to make the hole! I hope you recoup quickly. Nobody's said it yet so I guess it will be me. Colin, you've gotta have the biggest belly button or the smallest appendix of anyone I know? Had to have been a tight squeeze? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted May 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I hope you recoup quickly. Nobody's said it yet so I guess it will be me. Colin, you've gotta have the biggest belly button or the smallest appendix of anyone I know? Had to have been a tight squeeze? the nurse told me the appendix is only the size of your pinky finger, my ct scan report said it was enlarged at 12mm, so enlarged and just under 1/2", it must be rather tiny? Of course I think we envision our organs as being much larger than they actually are, or I'm just weird I do have a large belly button, but I think that's cause I'm fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coop Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I just googled the procedure and that's amazing how they can do that! And when I thought of appendix, I featured something the size of a lemon or larger. Hopefully the soreness will go away soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted May 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I just googled the procedure and that's amazing how they can do that! And when I thought of appendix, I featured something the size of a lemon or larger. Hopefully the soreness will go away soon! I haven't looked it up yet but I thinks I should, I figured it was bigger to, of course I'm no doctor? Thanks for the well wishes coop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted May 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I really shouldn't have googled that we need a barfing emojicon! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewyo Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 My wife had me castrated last year. That is all. Had myself sterilized cuz the alternative was untenable at our ages. Can't say I regret it. Carry on... I really shouldn't have googled that we need a barfing emojicon! I've thought the same thing several times. I'm a little surprised we don't have an animated reverse-peristaltic emoji...but, what are ya gonna do...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coop Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I'm laying on my side with my butt exposed to more people than I want to imagine, anticipating a roto- router camera just any moment, watching the tv monitor. After the night before, I can't imagine this is going to be any worse. Then I see the screen turn red and I say Wow, is that me? The doc says oh sh#t, he's not out. Last thing I remember! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted May 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I'm laying on my side with my butt exposed to more people than I want to imagine, anticipating a roto- router camera just any moment, watching the tv monitor. After the night before, I can't imagine this is going to be any worse. Then I see the screen turn red and I say Wow, is that me? The doc says oh sh#t, he's not out. Last thing I remember! lmfao! Man all I can say is I'm glad I was out for the shaving! Poor nurse! I didn't even realize it until I showed my wife the cuts, and she get big eyed and looks at me all kinky... Then I looked down and said aww hell... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coop Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 lmfao! Man all I can say is I'm glad I was out for the shaving! Poor nurse! I didn't even realize it until I showed my wife the cuts, and she get big eyed and looks at me all kinky... Then I looked down and said aww hell... I'm still laughing! Look for your razor bill to go up in the future! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted May 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I'm still laughing! Look for your razor bill to go up in the future!oh hell no! I'm a natural kinda guy, this is going to be hell in a coue weeks, especially since I'm going to be working in a damn office surrounded by women instead of out driving my truck alone until I get off light duty. No inappropriate scratching allowed in the office! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhighlander Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 I'm laying on my side with my butt exposed to more people than I want to imagine, anticipating a roto- router camera just any moment, watching the tv monitor. After the night before, I can't imagine this is going to be any worse. Then I see the screen turn red and I say Wow, is that me? The doc says oh sh#t, he's not out. Last thing I remember! Been there. No joy like going to the gasto-enterologist for an intestinal issue and having him say "Well, hop up on the table and let's have a look!" What bothered me was that 3000psi nitrogen tank attached to the hose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted May 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Been there. No joy like going to the gasto-enterologist for an intestinal issue and having him say "Well, hop up on the table and let's have a look!" What bothered me was that 3000psi nitrogen tank attached to the hose! oh don't worry about the gas, it will only make you fart loudly at the most inappropriate times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhighlander Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Ha! I was more worried about the regulator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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