Trip Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 First shalt thou depress the trigger, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three... Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, the TS55 will be thrust along the Holy Rail of Festool and the furniture-grade cut will be made.... The cut-off, who being naughty in My sight, shall be flung into the scrap bin... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trip Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 As a side note; ever wonder just how out of control WTO would become if Monty Python did a sketch on woodworking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhighlander Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 Just caught my boy watching "Sharknado III". The scene had one of the dispensible heros lose limb after limb to flying shak bites, as he struggled to reach the launch button that would end the storm. I kept waiting for him to shout " 'Tis only a FLESH wound! " I thought the whole Sharknado series to be the dumbest thing ever put on the air, until it was followed up tonight by "Lavalantula". Sheesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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