Popular Post Llama Posted December 29, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 1) I have a snowblower because shoveling sucks. 2) Just because you wave at me while I am snow blowing and you are shoveling does not mean I am obligated to help you. 3) I mean really, you don't acknowledge my existence for the other 360 days out of the year. Today is not your day. 4) Grown men using puppy dog faces does not work on other grown men. Do not look at your shovel, then me, then your shovel again. I do not care. Grow up and buy a snowblower. You live in Wisconsin, you need one. They have been on sale for 4 months. 5) If I choose to use my snowblower to clean up the sidewalk in front of your house for the mail carrier it is not because I like you. Stop being lazy and do it yourself next time. 6) I do not care where the snow from the snowblower goes while I am cleaning your sidewalk for the mail carrier. I am not an asshole, so I won't shoot ice at your car, but more snow may fall in your driveway due to this cleanup. If you don't want me to do it, get off your ass and clean it yourself. 7) I will help old ladies if asked. They make cookies. I like cookies. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 8) snow melts. check the forecast before working too hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpt life Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 You stole that didn't you? I saw that on FaceBook this morning. Oh.....wait. That reminded of me the time my kid said to my mom at the grocery store "I really like that kind of candy grandma." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapid Roger Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 I too have a snow blower and I will loan it to my neighbor....IF HE DOES MY DRIVE WAY TOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Kev Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 What's snow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted December 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 30 minutes ago, C Shaffer said: You stole that didn't you? I saw that on FaceBook this morning. Oh.....wait. That reminded of me the time my kid said to my mom at the grocery store "I really like that kind of candy grandma." Original material, I posted it this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Kev Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 1 minute ago, Llama said: Original material, I posted it this morning. That's what I like about Mel.. I get to read his dribble twice a day. Once on FB and once here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 9) Move to Florida if you don't like shovelling snow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpt life Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 1 minute ago, TIODS said: That's what I like about Mel.. I get to read his dribble twice a day. Once on FB and once here I feel special. I get to be part of the focus group that approves or disproves? Seriously Mel, it sounds like you have a bad bunch of neighbors. I am not sure how to impact that in a positive way. Shoveling snow is one way I stay active in winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted December 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 No focus groups. I figured it was pretty funny, I mean... I wrote it, so it must be solid gold... So, why not share it here with my non-FB friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autorotate Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 10) I love people with shovels because every time I see them shoveling it reminds me of how much I love my snowblower !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinF Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 It was 43 today in west central Indiana... The snow shovel is still covered with dust and I'll be plenty happy if it stays that way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroDave Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 Nearly 60 here in Northern Virginia... I think I will break out the snow blower so all my neighbors can confirm their suspicions that I'm crazy... Maybe then they won't ask me for it when it does snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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