Popular Post Lee Bussy Posted February 7, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 I know these have been done. After seeing two pages of "answers" about a picture that was never posted, I think you all might have some gems to share. I picked a couple off a Rockler page to get us started: ...there is sawdust in your belly button. ...you stop to pick up a pallet on the side of the road for the white oak scrap. ...you've bought $3000 worth of tools to make $300 worth of furniture. ...someone says burl and your first thought isn't Ives. What can you come up with? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post wtnhighlander Posted February 7, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 ... you put coasters for your tablesaw when buddies drop in for a visit. ... your garage is larger than your house, but all your vehicles are in the driveway. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chestnut Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 ... you put shavings of your favorite wood in your room as an air freshener. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RichardA Posted February 7, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 You leave the splinters in your hands, and scratching an itch feels "so" good! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post wdwerker Posted February 7, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 You have bled at least a little bit on every project you have made. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedcowboy Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 You comb your hair and that ain't dandruff falling out of it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coop Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 2 hours ago, RichardA said: You leave the splinters in your hands, and scratching an itch feels "so" good! You must have leather for butt cheeks then! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodenskye Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 You wife/girlfriend drags you to ikea and the whole time you think I can build stuff better than this crap. or You start crying every time someone starts a fire using real wood. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rapid Roger Posted February 7, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 If you notice how the chairs are made in the doctors waiting room and think "I could probably make one of those." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denette Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 If you are at a restaurant and your first instinct is to determine whether the table is veneer or solid wood. If you are shopping for new floors and let out a genuine laugh when someone suggests laminate flooring, and accidentally blurt out "No, I don't want MDF covered in paper, please direct me to the real floors." If you feel a slight tinge of moral indignation when you notice that the through-tenon on a piece of furniture is actually just decorative glued-on piece. If you feel a little sick when someone shows you a 2x4 nailed-together DIY project from Pinterest and tells you it made them think of you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post wtnhighlander Posted February 8, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 ... you ALWAYS have hard wood. And you aren't 14. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpt life Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 ...you snipe eBay auctions that end during the Super Bowl. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ..Kev Posted February 8, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 If you're posting here while the super bowl is on 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephThomas Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 3 hours ago, TIODS said: If you're posting here while the super bowl is on Or...you were actually in the shop during the super bowl 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collinb Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 ... you know your woods by feel or smell while blindfolded ... it's not woodworking but woodplaying. ... you're considering starting a new product line -- vintage dentures 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomsteve Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 you have this in your bathroom and this on your living room wall 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tom Cancelleri Posted February 8, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Your toilet tank has the following reading materials on top of it Lie Neilsen Catalog Lee Valley Catalog Fine Woodworking Current Woodcraft Flyer Highland Woodworking Festool 2016 book 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BeingFrank Posted February 8, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Your wife giving you wood has a completely different meaning than 99% of the population.... ...And you're just as excited 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janello Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 You named your 3 children. Cocobolo, Padauk and Wenge.....and your dog's name is Splinter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denette Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 You named your 3 children. Cocobolo, Padauk and Wenge.....and your dog's name is Splinter. What's sad is that I actually did name my dog Ash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Cancelleri Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Everyone you know has asked you if you've seen the "Sawdust is Man Glitter" meme at least 5 times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 If you made and edited a video during the Superbowl... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Arch Stanton Posted February 8, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 If you've ever paused a TV show or movie to get a closer look at woodwork or furniture in the scene. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post woodbutcher74 Posted February 8, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 You use more wax on your shop equipment than you do on your vehicles and your shop tools are in the garage and your vehicle is in the driveway. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncfowler Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 when your scrap box has more board feet in that you wood rack, I can use this cut off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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