Anybody from Aerie Peak Horde side?


Derekkest

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..........pally ......... I haven't touched in 10m.

Explains itself really. :D

Shammy Heals, Druid tank, Played since Vanilla but haven't played in a good 6 months, and before that it was mostly just logging on to say hi to friends. Got sick of raiding and repetition.

Edit: Neither on Aerie Peak

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We should start a woodworkers' guild and do raids!

Because, you know, we've all got soooooo much extra time on our hands :lol:

For The Norm!

Spagnuoloka

Lvl 57 Woodwright

Weapons:

High cooper bit brace w/thorium plankshatter auger bit

Two-handed

90-130 dmg (3-5 per second) (+15 to Alliance rowboats)

Speed: excrutiatingly slow

Schwarz Schwizzle Schtik folding rule of aptitude

One-handed (may be equiped with a Two-handed weapon when carrying the Bob Villa bottomless toolbag)

5-15 dmg (+20 per talent point spent on reading accuracy)

Equip: +18 defense against termites and woodworms

Use: Gain 1 extra cut per measure

Chest:

Rock-hard Rockler turner's apron of splinter reflection

Cloth

Armor 57

+500% of current level defense against objects spinning at 300rpm+

Use: absorbs all damage from kickbacks

Cooldown: 1 coffee break and a change of tunic

Legs:

Bubinga Banded Bouncing Breaches

Laminated

Armor 275

Allows user to climb any exotic, responsibly-farmed species of tree

Effect is broken if user cuts the limb they are standing on

Shoulders:

Shoulderpads of the addled lumberjack

Laminated

Armor 325

Gives +50 speed when felling trees (but also when falling from trees!)

Head:

Normite prescription eye protection of awesomosity

Made entirely of biscuits

Sockets - 3 flannel

Armor 276

Equip: +200 against all flying objects smaller than a reclaimed pine linen press

Use: +200 to critical cuts. User makes no mistakes while cameras are rolling

Cooldown: 1 episode or overnight cross-fade

Hands:

Safety issue! Woodwrights don't use hand protection.

Feet:

Hand-hewn poplar clogs from the Underhill

Old-growth new england timber

Armor 150

Gives +20 speed when no power tools are equipped

Use: gives user a whirlygig lasting 3 minutes or until destroyed.

While active, makes all enemies in a 10-yard radius drop all weapons and armor made after 1910

Back:

Whisperweight woolen cape

Cloth (made from old Wood Whisperer T-shirts)

Armor 56

Use: wipes up all types of glue, allowing perfect finishing

Can also wipe up barbeque and marinara stains (must be in a party)

(attached just for Marc because I know how much he loves reading other player's stats!)

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Mechano: Please use the armory.

US or EU? ;)

I'm on EU -> Ger -> Nachtwache (rp-pve).

No ICC stuff, but i'm currently leveling some alts and had a very long break.

Main:

http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Die+Nachtwache&cn=Xaromir

Current twink:

http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Die+Nachtwache&cn=Jindan

But i think i will play my warrior a bit more - just to get him to 80 before the addon.

http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Die+Nachtwache&cn=Remalus

My pet collection:

http://www.warcraftpets.com/account/profile.asp?user=xaromir

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Mechano: Please use the armory.

...

I'm fairly sure it was stats joke based on WoW and Woodworking.

Mechano.... Alliance side or Horde? My priest (haven't played properly since BC) is on Duskwood.. This name. Raided with Equilibrium, currently sitting at level 71 with friends in Spoon

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