cody.sheridan-2008 Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Well, we know from prior videos that he prefers Titebond II. And, we know that he's a fan of General Finishes - so at least we know what kind of glue, and what durable finish he prefers. We also have seen him refer to using his cauls time and again, so, I think our best bet would be to line the tools up in a completely disorganized array, and use his cauls and F clamps to secure the tools to the workbench with the Titebond II. Then, all that would be left to use the HVLP system to spray the lacquer -- Oooh...let's use Rock Hard! Your plan sounds good for next year but for now be quiet he'll be back soon isn't it only for a weekend? Also Marc if your reading this it was the dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewoodwhisperer Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 oh you guys are EVIL!!! I was about to say that I'm lucky none of you know my address. But then I realized how many of you actually do! lol. Crap! Good thing you are all too lazy to actually move tools just for fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cody.sheridan-2008 Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 oh you guys are EVIL!!! I was about to say that I'm lucky none of you know my address. But then I realized how many of you actually do! lol. Crap! Good thing you are all too lazy to actually move tools just for fun! Really lots of us know! You better pay for my airfares to come over to the states next time so I can "look after" your tools For now though whats your address just in case you forget? "Rusty(dog) get off the computer and stop typing things" (now I should have intel for next year (insert evil laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulMarcel Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Just this morning, I thought of the most evil prank: randomize his clamp rack that is normally an even Jet red with all clamps meticulously ordered by clamp size. If we could have tossed in some other colors, it would have been beyond evil. We have a year to ponder this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billboard Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 We can swap all his Lee Nielson planes for Buck Brothers planes. It doesn't get any worse than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrence Brown Posted October 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Speaking of colors, we could carefully spraypaint all the green in his festools orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
protectedvoid Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Speaking of colors, we could carefully spraypaint all the green in his festools orange. Nah...that's too meticulous. Though, you could replace all his clamps with Harbor Freight clamps, and paint them every color of neon enamel paint ever made. Just be sure to use lots of pink and chartreuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewoodwhisperer Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 I think you guys have come up with the recipe for my absolute worst nightmare, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
protectedvoid Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Just for you, Marc....and in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If the NFL can do it, I see no reason why we can't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 A truly evil prank would be to go and change all the 90 and 45 degree stops on all his power tools by 2 or 3 degrees. I'm not suggesting this tho. Don't think even Mark could do much woodwork or podcasting In one of those little padded rooms! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwallweyfoundry Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 I am slow on this one but you can do this to all the saws. Would look good with pink flames on the bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrence Brown Posted October 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 What, no Hello Kitty?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwallweyfoundry Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Ok so sorry for double posting but this was what i was looking for swap Nicole and saw for this. >) (evilgrin) http://www.woodworkingtalk.com/members/johnk007-10893/albums/tools-posts/6392-pink-bandsaw.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuilderBill Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Excellent idea, Aaron! Or actually put Harbor Freight power tools in the Systainers. I'm not sure if a representative of Festool would come over to beat me senseless for doing that. I'll keep the green n blues safe, I SWEAR! Could get a bumper sticker made "Honk If You Love MDF". Switch out all the tape measures for Metric measures?! Has to be something more. Two words, P-M: "Super Glue" I leave the rest to your imagination.... Best, Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeGauss Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 If you don't want to work at it to hard we could just put a slight bend in his machinist straight edge, "adjust" his Oneway Multi Gage then just sit back and watch him lose his mind tiring to get his machines setup. Or while he is away just mail him a picture of a cold can of Mountain Dew sitting on his table saw with the message "This ones for you when you get back." -Gary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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