Little Bambino Spagnuolo?

[dinkjs]

So....on Twitter there is something where Retweets show up on your screen of people you follow....I follow Nicole....just cause.....and a retweet came onto my screen regarding Babee Covee.....so I googled Babee Covee and they sell or make baby stuff....could it be that there will be a Spagnuolo Jr in the near future....is this a breaking story?

[thewoodwhisperer]

LOL umm no. Nicole's friend own's Babee Covee and she helps her with some of her online stuff.

[dinkjs]

LOL umm no. Nicole's friend own's Babee Covee and she helps her with some of her online stuff.

Sssssuuuurrrrreeeee.....I would verify this information

[nicolespag]

I can verify it...no

[gardnesd]

C'mon Spags,

Dribble, drive and dish!

[Dyami Plotke]

Nicole & Marc,

You must be Woodworking royalty for a forum topic to pop up on your potential heir.

[thewoodwhisperer]

haha, well once they start combining our first names, I'm outta here!

[jwatson]

like marcole and narc

[Lawrence Brown]

Coming this fall: Marcole and Narc! The story of a hard-hitting cop with a passion for woodworking ,and his paramedic wife, who sews up the wounds and pulls out the slivers, all the while working the dangerous life as an informant for the FBI.

<insert explosion of wood shop here>

[thewoodwhisperer]

I'd watch that!

[Lawrence Brown]

Tonight on Marcole and Narc: "Going Against the Grain"

"Hmm, I think this body's been posed."

"How can you tell?"

"The planer in his hand is a #4-1/2, but the wound was clearly made by a #7, and where's the blade?"

Bends down to inspect the planer.

"So, did you find any WSR on his hands?" (Wood Scrape Residue)

"As a matter of fact, no. He was clean."

"Right. As I suspected. The blade from the planer is also missing."

Stands up and walks around, running his fingers across the impossibly-clean workbench.

"This shooting board has never been used. And look around. There's no #7 here, not even a slot for it in the clearly schwarz-inspired tool cabinet. Any self-respecting Neanderthal would know you can't get a flat joint edge more than a foot long without a #7. Something else is going on here. Who'd want this guy dead? Unless... Pull up the browser history on that laptop again... Just as I thought. He's been posting a lot on The Wood Whisperer forums. What was the last post he made?"

The wood scene investigator does a quick search.

"Looks like something to do with 'Normites'?"

"Aha. That explains it..."

At that moment, a beeping is heard, and the dust collector is remotely activated.

"Everybody out! Now!"

<Dust collector explodes with dust, wood chips, and flames everywhere>

[jwatson]

find me a producer and a network we have a show!

[gardnesd]

I just shot myself in the head with a pin nailer.

[Lawrence Brown]

That's next weeks show!

Sorry. I got on a role and ended up taking this thread even more "off topic" than it originally was. Perhaps it's time for this to be moved to a more appropriate forum?

[Ben@FineWoodworking]

I think Marcole would gladly let this thread meander from where it started.

[thewoodwhisperer]

Yes....yes I would, lol.

[Lawrence Brown]

That was kinda the intent

Anyway, move this to off-topic?