Little Bambino Spagnuolo?


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So....on Twitter there is something where Retweets show up on your screen of people you follow....I follow Nicole....just cause.....and a retweet came onto my screen regarding Babee Covee.....so I googled Babee Covee and they sell or make baby stuff....could it be that there will be a Spagnuolo Jr in the near future....is this a breaking story?

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Tonight on Marcole and Narc: "Going Against the Grain"

"Hmm, I think this body's been posed."

"How can you tell?"

"The planer in his hand is a #4-1/2, but the wound was clearly made by a #7, and where's the blade?"

Bends down to inspect the planer.

"So, did you find any WSR on his hands?" (Wood Scrape Residue)

"As a matter of fact, no. He was clean."

"Right. As I suspected. The blade from the planer is also missing."

Stands up and walks around, running his fingers across the impossibly-clean workbench.

"This shooting board has never been used. And look around. There's no #7 here, not even a slot for it in the clearly schwarz-inspired tool cabinet. Any self-respecting Neanderthal would know you can't get a flat joint edge more than a foot long without a #7. Something else is going on here. Who'd want this guy dead? Unless... Pull up the browser history on that laptop again... Just as I thought. He's been posting a lot on The Wood Whisperer forums. What was the last post he made?"

The wood scene investigator does a quick search.

"Looks like something to do with 'Normites'?"

"Aha. That explains it..."

At that moment, a beeping is heard, and the dust collector is remotely activated.

"Everybody out! Now!"

<Dust collector explodes with dust, wood chips, and flames everywhere>

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