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The make a wooden mallet support group has gotten me started on my 12 step program. 

 

STEP 1!(In a loud German accent)

Gets da wooud!

 

STEP 2!

Glues da wooud!

 

STEP 3!

Clamp da wooud!

STEP 4! 

Clamps da wooud! SOME MORE!

STEP 5!

WAIT OVERNIGHT! WAIT I SAY YOU SILLY TERMITE OF A MONKEYBOY!

 

STEP 6!

Remove the clamps!

 

STEP7!

True up the shape with the band saw!

 

STEP 8!

Sands the shape!

 

STEP 9!

Sands the shape! Some more! Don't make me hurt you with the vise grip and ...

 

NOW GOES AND TAKES NAP! I AM TIRED!

 

The support grow leader is glad to get work in USA after she lost her job at the Stalag. Now she will make manly mallets for all!!

 

Chef

 

 

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Step 11 

Make a hand from a stick of hickory. I used a marker to trace a handle on my baby sledge onto hardboard. I then cut it out with the band saw and then use a pattern bit to  get the shape the way I liked it. I then made it mostly round with a ¾" round over bit. 

 

Step 12

Make a hole for the handle and epoxy it in. I found a replacement wedge set at Ace Hardware for 89¢. I think between the epoxy and the wedges that handle won't ever come off until I decide to get rid of it. 

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