Eric. Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 Earlier this morning I hocked a loogie on a concrete curb. It hit the corner so dead on square that it split that loogie in half and made two lines I couldn't have laid out better with my Starrett combo square. The end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Freddie Posted April 5, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 This is why... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisphr Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 That is awesome, spit can be surprising. I was walking through the parking structure at work when the need to expel a loogie came on. Thing was apparently a little more dense than I was expecting, went about 15ft before landing on the door of someone's highly waxed black truck. A quick look around, mumbled audibly to myself "sorry dude, my bad", and made for the exit post haste. Picked up a little bad karma that day... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eric. Posted April 5, 2014 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 This is why... LOL That is awesome, spit can be surprising. I was walking through the parking structure at work when the need to expel a loogie came on. Thing was apparently a little more dense than I was expecting, went about 15ft before landing on the door of someone's highly waxed black truck. A quick look around, mumbled audibly to myself "sorry dude, my bad", and made for the exit post haste. Picked up a little bad karma that day... LOL Perhaps. Or perhaps you were just shelling out the bad karma that the dude with the highly waxed black truck had previously earned. More often than not, guys who drive highly waxed black trucks deserve being spit on. I should know, I drove one for eight years. Next time you see a dude in a black truck, check him out, and tell me he doesn't deserve it. I guarantee he does. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisphr Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 Perhaps. Or perhaps you were just shelling out the bad karma that the dude with the highly waxed black truck had previously earned. More often than not, guys who drive highly waxed black trucks deserve being spit on. I should know, I drove one for eight years. Next time you see a dude in a black truck, check him out, and tell me he doesn't deserve it. I guarantee he does. LOL, I started snorting I was laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jfitz Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 LOL, I started snorting I was laughing so hard. Great, now we're talking about shooting fluids out of our nose. Maybe that's the choice of fluid expulsion for dudes driving blue BMWs http://www.nbcnews.com/business/autos/road-rage-beware-angry-man-blue-bmw-f6C10916538 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric. Posted April 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 There may be some truth to that. My dad had a blue Bimmer back in the 80s when I was a kid...and he taught me how to have zero patience with stupid drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisphr Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 We don't limit ourselves to nose rockets, just part of the arsenal for communicating during the drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 My truck isn't highly waxed, so I'm good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisphr Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 My truck isn't highly waxed, so I'm good Just means you MIGHT care less once loogie is discovered. Although I wouldn't take that chance (referencing previous comment about the tude you portray in your selfies). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Oh, if someone messes with my truck they will have a very bad day. I am normally a very calm and rational person. There are two things that set me off, disrespect and hurting kids. Things like messing with my family are obvious. As for the selfie, yes. I am a big scary guy when I need to be. Well always big, but sometimes scary. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisphr Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Note to self when passing through WI in the BMW, spit only on the highly waxed black trucks. As it has been shown, they deserve it. Spit on an unwaxed black truck and you may end up bludgeoned by an over-priced hand tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 I don't have any overpriced hand tools Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric. Posted April 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 When I had my black truck, I waxed it religiously for the first six years. Then I hit 100K and it was old, so I stopped waxing it. But I can assure you, I deserved being spit on the entire duration of my ownership of that black truck. I now drive a gray truck, so I'm a much better person and I shall not be justifiably spat upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eric. Posted April 13, 2014 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 Whenever I make a sandwich, I always make sure I bookmatch my bread before I start building. This way when you put it back together, the crusts are all even. Slip-matching your bread before you build creates a crooked, odd-shaped sandwich that even a bum would scoff at. Another food-related tip: Don't you hate it when you order some delicious but wet and sloppy sandwich or burger from a restaurant, and five minutes into eating, your bread or bun is all soggy because it's laying in a pool of juiciness? Use a few french fries like you would bench cookies to rest the uneaten part of your sandwich upon. This keeps your bun dry and you won't have to whoop a waitress's ass tonight! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byrdie Posted April 13, 2014 Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 I thought I was the only one that made pains to make sure the slices of the bread or croissant or roll or whatever matched up on my sandwiches, at least if I'm making them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Posted April 13, 2014 Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 Whenever I make a sandwich, I always make sure I bookmatch my bread before I start building. This way when you put it back together, the crusts are all even. Slip-matching your bread before you build creates a crooked, odd-shaped sandwich that even a bum would scoff at. Another food-related tip: Don't you hate it when you order some delicious but wet and sloppy sandwich or burger from a restaurant, and five minutes into eating, your bread or bun is all soggy because it's laying in a pool of juiciness? Use a few french fries like you would bench cookies to rest the uneaten part of your sandwich upon. This keeps your bun dry and you won't have to whoop a waitress's ass tonight! I also book match my bread, put it back together the same way it was sawn. What would you call it anyways for a loaf, a resaw? Seems more like a crosscut in terms of the loaf log. Anyways, I'm getting way ahead of myself and will be going straight to bed now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric. Posted April 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 the same way it was sawn. Right, a loaf of Wonder bread is a bunch of crosscuts. A sub sandwich is a resaw. A marble rye with dill dip in the middle must be turned on a lathe. Cold cuts are veneer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpt life Posted April 13, 2014 Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 Does that make milk an extrusion? Is cheese cast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisphr Posted April 13, 2014 Report Share Posted April 13, 2014 Whenever I make a sandwich, I always make sure I bookmatch my bread before I start building. This way when you put it back together, the crusts are all even. Slip-matching your bread before you build creates a crooked, odd-shaped sandwich that even a bum would scoff at. That is leaning to the right of the OCD continuum, even for a woodworking forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhighlander Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 One must also apply the innards in the proper order. Cheese and meat go next to the bread to prevent moisture from the juicy veggies or condiments from soaking through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 You could peanut butter both sides of the bread to prevent jelly seepage, but aint nobody got time for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveT Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Or wolf it down before it can soggify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhighlander Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 You could peanut butter both sides of the bread to prevent jelly seepage, but aint nobody got time for that!Seepage isn't the problem with how I make a pb&j, it's "squishage"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 My girl jellys the f$%^ out of my lunch sammys, and its strawberry at that, delicious! Ive been off cold cuts for a while, I have to change it up every once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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