Please do. They won't name a street or a disease after me. So I'll take what I can get.
So, since the legs were maybe scrap anyway, I took the piece with the worst bow and milled it staight taking off as little a possible and milled the rest to match. Ended up 1 1/16 x 1 7/16 instead of 1 1/4 x 1 1/2. Decided I could live with that. I am not happy about it but the pain will disappear with time.