Llama Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 A conversation with a friend sparked this topic. He had a banana on his desk, and then said it was his "dinner banana". I said he's crazy, and walked away... Then I realized I had never heard those two words in the same sentence before. I am interested in hearing some new combinations of words. So, whatcha got?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgewaterWW Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 "Butt Joint" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Kev Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Government Intelligence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdwerker Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Quality particleboard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Accurate miter saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgewaterWW Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Do I need to buy two table saw blades? Oh look the sell a "saw-blade splitter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Crawford Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Yes, oxymorons - I love them. here is a list of more examples http://www.oxymoronlist.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted April 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Not oxymorons... Just words that aren't commonly paired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpt life Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Milkshake and food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 hot water heater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric. Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Milkshake and food. Because when you're dying of thirst, nothing hits the spot like a thick ass milkshake. My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no. But I would like a regular banana later, so yes. -Mitch Hedberg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisphr Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Trippin' the light fantastic with my red toothed Sammy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Not oxymorons... Just words that aren't commonly paired. "Cubs Win" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Only tangentially related to this topic, my favorite pet peeve is when people are ordering food and use the word "do" instead of "have" "I will do a big mac" "I'll do a queso burrito with guac" "I'll do a grande latte" Really, you are going to do your coffee? Won't that burn your weiner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric. Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Yeah. Like bugs crawling on my skin when I hear that. I also hate when people say "lemme get" this or that. That makes me wanna punch you in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janello Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 Good President, Honest politician. Oh and red gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RichardA Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 Red gravy is a common term in Italian households! Military Intelligence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janello Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 I'm Italian... and there is no such thing as red gravy. It's called sauce. Gravy is brown and ya put it on taters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjeff70 Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 logical politics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardA Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 I was married to an Italian...Her parents were both from the Island of Sicily, They called any tomato condiment that went on any pasta, Red Gravy! Sauces were another condiment that went with veggies! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuilderBill Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 "Military Intelligence" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rapid Roger Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 Good, honest lawyer. He is either "good" or, he is "honest" but can't be both. Rog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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