Gary Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 28.) Steamed walnut 29.) Air dried walnut 30.) Stained walnut 31.) Stained cherry 32.) All manner of dog hair finishes. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldwurker Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 33. Autotuning 34. Dub step 35. Every shopping cart that wasn't properly returned to the cart area and lazily left in the lot to roll into my car. 36. 'Golden Pine' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendon_t Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 37. Door knocking solar energy companies knocking on my door. 38. People not reading the sign next to the door. It reads " If you don't know me, don't disturb me" After reading through all the things that are Tom's fault. I've decided he is a bad influence on us all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewyo Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Hey I've spent my money. I spend like a rapper when it comes to tools...I'm just taking a break to prove to myself the world wouldn't implode if I didn't impulse buy everything I've ever wanted in my shop. So far the world still remains but there is this emptiness inside me. There's a void, Jerry. There's a void. Boris: Something's missing. Doctor: What? Boris: I don't know, I feel a void at the center of my being. Doctor: What kind of a void? Boris: Well...an empty void. Doctor: An empty void? Boris: Yes. I felt a full void about a month ago but it was just something I ate.* * pop movie references for 100 Alex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim DaddyO Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 39) I hit my thumb with the hammer starting a nail 40) I hit my thumb again starting another nail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Cancelleri Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 39) I hit my thumb with the hammer starting a nail 40) I hit my thumb again starting another nailI'm fairly certain that's your fault. :-P Sent from my 831C using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trip Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 ==>29.) Air dried walnut What's wrong with ADW? And more importantly, why is TC responsible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdwerker Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Hey Mike, you did have a chance, ten years ago ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhighlander Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Boris: Something's missing. Doctor: What? Boris: I don't know, I feel a void at the center of my being. Doctor: What kind of a void? Boris: Well...an empty void. Doctor: An empty void? Boris: Yes. I felt a full void about a month ago but it was just something I ate.* * pop movie references for 100 Alex Ok, I had to cheat. Can't say I've heard of that one before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdwerker Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 My shot was 30 years ago ! It was fun while it lasted. Still have a weakness for strawberry blondes to this day.....like the Pavlov's dog kind of response ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyrolan Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Same thing that is wrong with a 36-24-36 strawberry blonde. I don't have a chance. Only if she's 5'3"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Cancelleri Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Only if she's 5'3"... Thanks sir mix-A-lot Sent from my 831C using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaneymack Posted July 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Thanks sir mix-A-lot Sent from my 831C using Tapatalk He likes em, he cannot lie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewyo Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Ok, I had to cheat. Can't say I've heard of that one before. It's a great "stupid" movie with dozens of quotable lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 ==>29.) Air dried walnut What's wrong with ADW? And more importantly, why is TC responsible? Absolutely nothing! But, there is regularly some ridiculous post around here that gets steamed vs. kiln dried vs. air dried all confused and mixed up... and then, asking what shade of Minwax stain to put on it... so yeah, I was basically just listing ridiculous stuff that is obviously Tom's fault. It was funnier in my head, honestly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trip Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 ==>It was funnier in my head, honestly. Oh that frequently happens to me on WTO -- after 5:00 and a few glasses of red wine --- and especially after I should be in bed... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strasberry Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 Being fairly new to the forum, I take it that If I go down and buy a new table saw that I can blame the whole thing on Tom C. and be absolved of any of the wifely ramifications?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaneymack Posted July 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 Being fairly new to the forum, I take it that If I go down and buy a new table saw that I can blame the whole thing on Tom C. and be absolved of any of the wifely ramifications?! You are correct sir! Go and buy. When the wife flips her wig point her to this thread and all anger will be redirected to tom. Magical I tell ya, magical. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Kev Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 Being fairly new to the forum, I take it that If I go down and buy a new table saw that I can blame the whole thing on Tom C. and be absolved of any of the wifely ramifications?! Actually, I think you can still blame him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strasberry Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 How sweet is this! Thanks Tom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trip Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 ==>and be absolved of any of the wifely ramifications? TC’s absolution covers venial sins only... I’m rather sure that’s a mortal sin and you’ve got to deal directly with the Big Man*... *Saint Roy Underhill: woodwrightroy@gmail.com... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 ==>It was funnier in my head, honestly. Oh that frequently happens to me on WTO -- after 5:00 and a few glasses of red wine --- and especially after I should be in bed... Yep, I hear ya. I mean, I really consider myself a comic genius after a few of these... which is normally when I'm posting here. Unfortunately, my wife doesn't think so. And again, just in case I wasn't clear previously... This is, once again, Tom's fault. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Cancelleri Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 Yep, I hear ya. I mean, I really consider myself a comic genius after a few of these... which is normally when I'm posting here. Unfortunately, my wife doesn't think so. And again, just in case I wasn't clear previously... This is, once again, Tom's fault. I'll take blame for beer. I will also take blame for drinking all of yours. All your beers are Tom Cancelleri's fault, I'll have to take them back Sent from my 831C using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 I'll take blame for beer. I will also take blame for drinking all of yours. All your beers are Tom Cancelleri's fault, I'll have to take them back Sent from my 831C using Tapatalk DANGIT!!! I wondered where they all went this weekend! By the way, I blame you for not getting that freaking bench finished by now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Cancelleri Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 DANGIT!!! I wondered where they all went this weekend! By the way, I blame you for not getting that freaking bench finished by now! It's finished enough that it's functional. I would've done more today but my arms are wrecked today Sent from my 831C using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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