wtnhighlander Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 "This town needs an enema!" - Jack Nicholson, Batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewyo Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" Dr. Strangelove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 "Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in!!" - Godfather 3, and countless others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric. Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 Shut the **** up, Donny! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 36 minutes ago, Eric. said: Shut the **** up, Donny! apple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klappco Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. Alvy Singer in Annie Hall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdwerker Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 2 hours ago, wtnhighlander said: "This town needs an enema!" - Jack Nicholson, Batman. "And I know where to stick the hose ! " was the next line I believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted April 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 "I'll be back" Arnie - Terminator "Hasta La Vista Baby" Arnie - T2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaneymack Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina.'” — Ron Burgundy “I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.” — Ron Burgundy Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialbyfire Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius..." - Russel Crow Gladiator I tried to name my son Maximus... The boss said no... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chestnut Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." " It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all. .... DROP... YOUR... SWORD! " - Princess Bride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 2 hours ago, trialbyfire said: I tried to name my son Maximus... The boss said no... A friend named her son Maximus. We just call him Max... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortan D Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 2 hours ago, trialbyfire said: "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius..." - Russel Crow Gladiator I tried to name my son Maximus... The boss said no... Yeah I remember Maximus the Spaniard. He had a thing with Marcus Aurelius' daughter. That leads to Marc Spagnuolo. He must be related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prov163 Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." Arthur Carlson, WKRP "Badges, we don't need no stinking badges." Evil henchmen, Blazing Saddles "We're going to give you a fair trial, followed by a first class hanging." Cobb, Silverado 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 You brought your Bit@h to the Waffle Hut? - Marlon Wayons, Ladykillers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdwerker Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 "Badgers, we don't need no stinking badgers ! " UHF 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhighlander Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 "'Scuse me, while I whip this out!" - new sherrif in Blazing Saddles. ... and not a political comment at all, but does Bernie Sanders remind anyone else of Mel Brooks' 2000 year old man? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 "All we got on this team are #%^*, +*^%%, []{#, pansies and booger earing morons" - Tanner Boyle, Bad News Bears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 "Honey Badger don't give a F*%@!" - Honey Badger video. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted April 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 "Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?" Waitress in Porky's 1982 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 1 hour ago, wtnhighlander said: "'Scuse me, while whip this out!" - new sherrif in Blazing Saddles. I don't think I can legally write down any part of that movie. You've done a great job of avoiding the internal defense mechanism! One of my favorite lines from that movie is when that old lady gives him the pie. 2 minutes ago, TerryMcK said: "Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?" Waitress in Porky's 1982 When I met my father in law he said that to me. Then he followed it up by saying that his wife can't fight, but you should see her box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..Kev Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 7 minutes ago, TerryMcK said: "Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?" Waitress in Porky's 1982 Digging deep in the archives now! An oldie but a goodie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerryMcK Posted April 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Here are a few all from Home Improvement. "More Power!" Tim the Toolman Taylor - Tooltime - Tim Allen "Tim is at his most romantic during the Dollar Days sale at Sears. All I have to do is wear a negligee and hold up a tool catalogue." Jill Taylor - Patricia Richards "Hidy-Ho Neighbour!" Wilson Wilson - Earl Hindman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prov163 Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 "We're gonna need a bigger boat!" Sheriff Brody, Jaws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadAmos Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 "Keep your hands off my lobby boy!" Ralph Finnes - Grand Budapest Hotel "Somebodys gonna have to go back and get a s...Load of dimes" Slim Pickens - Blazing Saddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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