Tpt life Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 "Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt." I've seen that quote here so much that I am surprised it's not already on the list. "Lady, I never walk into a place I don't know how to walk out of." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric. Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Do they speak English in what?! Say what one more time, I double dog dare ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhighlander Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 "Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me .... Jim." - Gene Wilder, Blazing Saddles"Wait for the shake!" - Harvey Corman, History of the World, Part 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krtwood Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 "We are all human. Oh, we all do our duty when there is no cost to it. Honor comes easy then. Yet, sooner or later in every man's life there comes a day when it is not easy. A day when he must choose." "Kill the boy, and let the man be born." Maester Aemon, Game of Thrones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Cancelleri Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Oh man.... This could take a while. MULTIPASS - Milla Jovovich/Fifth Element Matt Damon/Good Will Hunting Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at the N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people that I never met and that I never had no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. They're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure, fuck it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 On 4/22/2016 at 5:46 PM, C Shaffer said: "Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt." I've seen that quote here so much that I am surprised it's not already on the list. "Lady, I never walk into a place I don't know how to walk out of." One of my favorite movies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncfowler Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 I got this Vern, Ernest P. Worrell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodger. Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 "Take off you Hoser!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asselin22 Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 "Here comes Jhonnyyy"" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapid Roger Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 "Mel, kiss my grits!" TV show from the past, can you name it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiftyfrommi Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 "Mel, kiss my grits!" TV show from the past, can you name it? Alice Sent from my SM-N910P using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendon_t Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 On 4/23/2016 at 0:44 PM, Tom Cancelleri said: MULTIPASS - Milla Jovovich/Fifth Element Corbin Dallas!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Cancelleri Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Brendon_t said: Corbin Dallas!!! What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for? Every 5 minutes there's somethin', a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin'. bzzzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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