Chestnut Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Speaking of systainer smell, i personally prefer new car smell and it makes me so happy that my car is 3 years old with 40k miles and still has it. Also I'd venture to guess new book smell is better then systainer but i love reading. Well off to sniff a new book in my new car . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat60 Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 OK...I been trying not to speak but whatever,,, when I was 18 driving my truck and hit something in the road..I stoped and walked back to see a rabbit with its hart still beating next to it on the ground.Rabbits make me sad now..Carry on guys.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southwood Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 I think we all need to pile in to a convertible and make a Sonic commercial. Speaking of Sonic anybody been to Dairy Queen yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Edgar Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Take me to CUBA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southwood Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Do they have a McDonald's in Cuba? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Edgar Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 The Russian goalie is keeping Mother Russia in the game........... 14 minutes ago, Southwood said: Do they have a McDonald's in Cuba? Only @ Gitmo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisphr Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Yo mamma so po, she lives in a two story Dorito bag. My favorite "yo mama" joke. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdwerker Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 "Yo mama so fat she was wearing a yellow dress and bent over, it split wide open and 2 guys got in thinking it was a yellow cab ! My favorite Yo mama joke ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eric. Posted June 11, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Yo mama so fat she don't need the internet, she already worldwide. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortan D Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Yo mama is so stupid she put paper on her TV and called it paper view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 I've killed like 15 animals this year on the road. Is my car possessed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisphr Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 I've killed like 15 animals this year on the road. Is my car possessed? In my area of the country that is just a good hunting season. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Yo mamma so fat, when she wears high heals she strikes oil! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Edgar Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Don' be talkin' 'bout my mamma!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janello Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 You mamma so ugly, if I finished this yo mamma joke this thread be locked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric. Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 According to the OP's rules, this thread is now in violation and has been locked. I'm going out for a while, and if you kids play nice while I'm gone, maybe I'll give you your toys back when I return. Until then, take your punishment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric. Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 Carry on. Remember the rules or suffer the consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JosephThomas Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 9 hours ago, Cliff said: The only thing worse than programming for Sharepoint in c# is programming for Sharepoint in pure Javascript. I quit. Is this what your old job was or the new one you are just starting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coop Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 9 hours ago, Southwood said: I think we all need to pile in to a convertible and make a Sonic commercial. Speaking of Sonic anybody been to Dairy Queen yet? I still have a Sonic tray that somehow ended up in my 67 mustang back in the late 60's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted June 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 7 hours ago, K Cooper said: I still have a Sonic tray that somehow ended up in my 67 mustang back in the late 60's. My first car was a 66 Mustang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardA Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 19 minutes ago, Llama said: My first car was a 66 Mustang. My first car was a 1936 Plymouth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaneymack Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 My first car was a 1992 Ford Tempo. Do try to contain your envy. Lester thats hilarious. My first car was a 1989 Ford Tempo L. How old are you? Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodenskye Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 My first car was a Merkur XR4TI, it was fast, until it met and wrapped itself around a tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeslayer Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 man i'm old. 60 Chevy two door post, ripped out the 6 cylinder and put in a hopped up 283 with a 4 speed behind it, man i wish i was 17 again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaneymack Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 Fast approaching the big 35. Did your Tempo have those terrible automatic seatbelts that got stuck and went "HHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" until you helped it along? Cool, Im 37. I can't remember having that problem Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llama Posted June 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 My first was a brunette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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